➊ I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
➋ Every party ends with a battle of sabers, something catching fire, then dancing around it like Ewoks spun out on death sticks.
➌ I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
➍ I won't be hard to find. I'm wearing his mask and speaking through a megaphone.
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